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I quit mediation after 800 days and did this instead

Nov 4, 2025

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6 min read

I quit mediation after 800 days and did this instead

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The ultimate retarded health protocol

Oct 6, 2025

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10 min read

The ultimate retarded health protocol

How to retardmaxx your health, the non-autistic way.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
This saved me from being lonely as fuck

Sep 29, 2025

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3 min read

This saved me from being lonely as fuck

Hint: Self-improvement did the opposite.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The biggest lifemaxxing killer Jesus talked about

Sep 14, 2025

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3 min read

The biggest lifemaxxing killer Jesus talked about

And why you should be like the birds in the air.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt

Aug 30, 2025

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3 min read

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt

God punishes hesitation.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The tool the gurus told you is a waste of time

Aug 24, 2025

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4 min read

The tool the gurus told you is a waste of time

They say it's a waste of time. I say it's a powerful tool.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Blow up your apartment and you'll be free

Aug 17, 2025

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4 min read

Blow up your apartment and you'll be free

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Escape routines, dive into adventure (+gift)

Aug 9, 2025

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2 min read

Escape routines, dive into adventure (+gift)

Free, valuable stuff in here!

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The biggest self-help scam you were sold

Aug 4, 2025

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4 min read

The biggest self-help scam you were sold

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
A retard giving you the sidequest of your life

Jul 27, 2025

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5 min read

A retard giving you the sidequest of your life

Productivity Is Cope. You Need Lore.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
If you don't have this you're actually cooked

Jul 20, 2025

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4 min read

If you don't have this you're actually cooked

The guys who win aren't smarter, they're dumber.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
You're not bored. You're just not retarded enough.

Jul 13, 2025

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4 min read

You're not bored. You're just not retarded enough.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Funmaxx because suffering is gay

Jul 6, 2025

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4 min read

Funmaxx because suffering is gay

The King laughs while his slaves are suffering.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Be retarded with mornings, routines and work

Jun 29, 2025

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3 min read

Be retarded with mornings, routines and work

Don't "win your mornings". Live them.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
I biohacked myself into being a loser but canteen slop cured me

Jun 23, 2025

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4 min read

I biohacked myself into being a loser but canteen slop cured me

I had a serious disease...

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
You became a slave without even realizing it

Jun 16, 2025

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4 min read

You became a slave without even realizing it

Stop decorating your prison cell and start to break out.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Retardmaxx because thinking is gay

Jun 8, 2025

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4 min read

Retardmaxx because thinking is gay

You need to stop thinking.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Why I Quit Self-Improvement (And You Should Too)

Jun 2, 2025

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3 min read

Why I Quit Self-Improvement (And You Should Too)

Discipline Isn’t Your Problem. This Is.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Taking retarded risks will put you ahead of 99% of people

May 25, 2025

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4 min read

Taking retarded risks will put you ahead of 99% of people

Why security is modern slavery.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
This makes life dangerously addicting.

May 18, 2025

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5 min read

This makes life dangerously addicting.

Why you shouldn't "focus on one thing".

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Reclaim your mind from the nerds (F*ck studies)

May 12, 2025

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5 min read

Reclaim your mind from the nerds (F*ck studies)

You can't think for yourself.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
I stopped improving my health and did this instead.

May 4, 2025

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6 min read

I stopped improving my health and did this instead.

It's making you unhealthy and miserable.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The pain of losing your plan is the price of finding the truth

Apr 27, 2025

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5 min read

The pain of losing your plan is the price of finding the truth

Hard truths from the Swiss alps.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
The Greatest Sacrifice in History (And what it means for us)

Apr 20, 2025

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4 min read

The Greatest Sacrifice in History (And what it means for us)

He descended below all things, to rise above all things.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
Why You’re Always Busy But Never Productive

Apr 13, 2025

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8 min read

Why You’re Always Busy But Never Productive

You should do nothing more.

Fabian Schmid
Fabian Schmid
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I’m Fabian.

Self-improvement has made me a miserable loser.

That's why I'm quitting that shit and moving to lifemaxxing.

Sharing what I learn on here.

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